Skippyjonjones and his addiction to my panties

I share my home with my 2 sons, my husband, and two rescue pups.  Our two 4-legged children are a puggle (1/2 pug, 1/2 beagle) named Ginger, and a Chihuahua named Skippyjonjones.  Our two pups are the most awesome dogs ever.  Everyone says that, but I can back it up!

Well, Skippyjonjones likes to collect ‘lovies’ and play with them.  At first it was socks, and OK, I was cool with that, no big deal.  Since then he has moved onto my panties.  But not just any panties, he doesn’t go for the cotton granny panties.  Not the inexpensive, 5 for 10 that you can pick up at Target.  No, not for my Skippyjonjones.  He prefers my pricey, lacy, sexy ones that I buy at Victoria’s Secret.  He goes into the laundry basket, gets a dirty pair and violates them to his hearts content.

So, I move the laundry into the laundry room to separate him from my pricey panties.  Skippyjonjones will not be kept from his lovies.  He breaks into the laundry room, and gets the panties out, and goes to town.  I find a trail of discarded ‘lovers’ left behind.  Such a little pervert 😉

Now, all my friends see pictures of the sweet face of Skippyjonjones and say there is no way that such a sweet dog could do such perverse acts like violating your panties.  So I introduce, exhibit A.

So sometimes you can’t judge a book by it’s cover 😉


2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. ilene
    Aug 08, 2010 @ 03:07:14

    Excellent Amy!!!! That skippyjonjones I must meet…too funny!!!!


  2. Amy
    Jun 03, 2012 @ 03:41:28

    And the discarded lovers I speak of here are my panties that Skippyjonjones has “had his way with”. I am beginning to think they need to start giving reading comprehension tests to adults! I am a literal person folks…I say what I mean, and mean what I say!!


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